"The Leggings"

I pop over to see my coworker this morning to shoot the breeze and when I walk I’m greeted with: “I”m wearing pants I swear”.
I’m laughing cause it really does look like she’s naked from the waist down and then she proceeds to tell me that her leggings are pink, no they’re salmon…lmao.

At which point I say to her “No, that’s nude, like a pair of stockings”.

Ok, so maybe, MAYBE, there’s a waaaay outside chance of making a case for salmon, cooked salmon, but not for me…beige or I say NUDE.