Tony_Robbins

Oh, there’s just so much dumb in this first story.
Tony Robbins is a motivational speaker and recently
at one of his events, 40 people were hurt,
(5 of them had to go to the hospital)
for burn treatments on their feet after taking part in a
hot coal walk for self motivation.
(LITERALLY lighitng a fire under someone’s a$$ to do something.)
Tony Robbins was scrutinized for allowing the walk to happen.
To be fair, there were 7,000 people who did it in total,
but some of those who got hurt apparently did so because they
STOPPED TO TAKE A SELFIE.

 

UK EU

Next, the U.K.!
Congratulations, an entire nation has made the list
because you voted to be OUT of the E.U.!
Many of you who voted to leave didn’t know WHY you were voting to do so
and are now trying to get a re-vote.
There’s an online petition that has more than 3-million signatures
and British Parliament must now discuss this.
However, there’s a chance the petition is fraudulent
AND it was made by a “Leaver” voter.

(RECAP: The U.K. voted to leave E.U. by a majority, now there’s no real leadership (P.M. announced he’s stepping down), and after realizing the E.U. was pretty decent you want back in like a teenager saying “I’m sick of your stupid rules!” but realizes that the real world sucks & it’s much better to live at home rent-free with amenities? Yeah, I’m sure Germany et al. will give you a mulligan on this one…)

 

Ricky Hand

 

And finally, speaking of bottles…
If you’re gonna go, go out with a bang…or a splat.
Ricky Hand was found guilty ona number of armed robbery charges
so the judge threw the book at him and sentenced Hand to 40 years.
Ricky had the upper hand in that he had a bottle of poop up his sling
and he flung it at the judge.
AND THERE’S VIDEO!

FROM MULTIPLE ANGLES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbPaYnQx9PI

Thanks for checking out & stay connected wtih me on Twitter: @ChrisFudali

Filed under: Brexit, European Union, fecal matter, Fire Walk, Injuries, Judge, Ohio, Petition, Ricky Hand, Tony Robbins, United Kingdom