It’s been really hot lately.
Good chance you’ve jumped in a lake or the pool,
or put a tarp in the back of your truck
and turned that into a mobile pool.
But to turn your KITCHEN into a pool?
WHEN YOU LIVE IN AN APARTMENT?!
Just asking for trouble…

 

“Cat wine” is now a thing in America.
Apollo Peak is a Denver-based company that makes
non-alcoholic wine for cats.
They have “Pinto Meow” & “MosCATo” blends,
and are only missing a ‘Rolodex of Excuses’
why you & Dr. Whiskers* should spend a Friday evening in.
(*NOTE: He’s ‘Dr. Whiskers’ because he’s got a degree in neurology,
and works wonders with CAT-scans!)

 

Good chance you’re trying to slim down for the summer
and get that bod ready for the beach by juicing
(not the kind the Russian Olympic team).
This will turn you off from ALL THE FOOD.
An unknown make is seen juicing fast food,
and the results are as expected…

 

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